March 31, 2016
March 24, 2016
An Apology Letter To My Post Baby Boobs
Written at 3am in full delirium.
Dear boobs,
I’m sorry, but this just isn’t about you anymore.
Continue ReadingI thought everyone was exaggerating when they talked about how hard being pregnant is and all the weird shit that happens. I was wrong.
I know. I know everyone says this. I kinda thought they were lying.
Continue ReadingMy baby book says that something happens around Week 5 of your baby’s life. They go from your “Little Prince” to “King Cranky Pants”.
They go from “Mr. sleep & poop all day” to “Mr. rage & scream for hours until you want to throw them or yourself off a cliff.”
We are squarely in that week.
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