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March 2016

March 31, 2016

Thing to Love Hard: Portland Apothecary

This is super fancy pants.

March 24, 2016

photo: caitlin custer

Written at 3am in full delirium.

Dear boobs,

I’m sorry.

I’m sorry, but this just isn’t about you anymore.

March 17, 2016

I thought everyone was exaggerating when they talked about how hard being pregnant is and all the weird shit that happens. I was wrong.

1. Exhaustion.

I know. I know everyone says this. I kinda thought they were lying.

March 10, 2016

My baby book says that something happens around Week 5 of your baby’s life. They go from your “Little Prince” to “King Cranky Pants”.

This is incorrect.

They go from “Mr. sleep & poop all day” to “Mr. rage & scream for hours until you want to throw them or yourself off a cliff.”

We are squarely in that week.