Alt. title- “When in doubt, pee.”
When you wake up, pee.
When baby goes down for a nap, pee.
Every free second you have, every time you think of it… pee.
Because you will inevitably forget, and then the baby will fall asleep on you for the first time all day, and you will get stuck, and have to somehow extricate yourself from a 6 month old who somehow weighs 800 pounds and will startle at a pin drop…so you will sit, and squirm, because you will HAVE TO PEE SO BAD.
And then the baby will sleep for 2 hours.
Do yourself a favor, always pee.Continue Reading