Alternative title- I married Ron Swanson
I am bewitched.
I am ensorcelled (Aaron Sorkin used this word in an episode of the West Wing and therefore it must be a real word).
I’m surrounded by a lot of male models and actors.
I realize, to some people, this sounds appealing.
Now…there is nothing wrong with someone who knows that foundation is something that goes on your face as well as something you build a house on, who wants to be in magazines and likes to wear stylish things and have pictures of his face, who is clean and groomed and wears skinny jeans. These people are wonderful, and I love them…
I just don’t, particularly, want to have sex with them.Continue Reading