My Baby is a Shit Machine
So newborn poo is fickle. Some babies poo once a week. Some a few times a day. According to our pediatrician, anyways.
Our son is a poo-er. He came out poo-ing.
No, really.
Literally.
As he was being born (via c-section), this is what we heard:
Doctor- “Ok! We have a baby butt! (He was breech) Oh! And we have poop! Oh …woah….so much poop….holy….he’s still pooping! (Laughter) ….holy shit…well, he has no more poop in him! Aaaaaand we have a baby!!!